Now, I've never gotten married, so I've never personally shopped for a wedding dress. But I've helped a lot of other women shop for wedding dresses, and of course I've watched a lot of women shop for wedding dresses on television & whatnot. And it seems to me that one of the things you hear most consistently from a bride when buying her wedding gown is that she wants "to take his breath away" or "to look the most beautiful I've ever looked so he'll always remember that moment," or some other demure, bride-appropriate variation what basically boils down to, "Get him all hot under his wing collar so he feels okay about giving up every woman in the world except me as a potential sex partner."
So when you see a woman who chose this
as her Dress of Dresses on her Special Day, it gives one pause. This???? This is the most beautiful you can imagine looking for your new groom? Sweetie, I don't want to be the one to say it, but if this is what he's looking for in a bride, you probably want to think twice about leaving the new Mister home alone on the sheep farm, IIYWIMAITYD.
These folks are breeders of prizewinning sheep in England, and the bride's gown was made from the wool from... wait for it... her very favorite sheep, whose name is Olivia.
I tell ya, it's enough to make a gal long for yet another strapless white A-line number. Better boring than... well, let's just leave it there, shall we?